The Gym

My favorite thing is not working out, but when I do finally haul my butt to the gym, I'm okay with it. I've even started going some mornings since my summer school classes don't start until 7:30, so I've got 20 more minutes to wake up! I just wanted to share a few of my favorite things at the gym since I know you're all missing my sarcasm!

1. The girl who works out with her hair down. Obviously we are not there for the same reasons. I go to sweat my ass (and a little chocolate) off, look like a tomato, and can squeeze water from my short hair after only 20 minutes of cardio. I am jealous of her longer, toned, tanner legs, but that's about it. After a day of work, are you really trying to look THAT good at the gym??
2. The guy who screams longer and louder than Monica Seles when he's on the squat machine or doing arms. He did it so many times today that I actually turned around and laughed. I needed a laugh though, so if I see him next time, I will have to go thank him!
3. The lady who looked like Jack McFarland's acting coach from Will and Grace--Zandra. Seriously--she looked JUST like her with a bad dye job (Think Frenchy's bad dye job from Grease 2).

Maybe I shouldn't people watch as much, but hey--it gets me through my workout. If you're really interested, I'd be more than happy to share my "Creepy Lap-Swimming-Stalker-Story"!

Next time you're at the gym--take a look around. I may help you get through your workout on a happier note!