Mani/Pedis

I love mani/pedis! I love how I get to do absolutely nothing but listen to the people around me, sometimes catch up on the phone myself, and wonder what the nail ladies are saying and who they're saying it about in the nail shop ('cause you know they are).

I'm also in favor of the men who are in there getting their feet taken care of. My Jeffery has gone once with me and my dad makes his own appointments in Victoria (those ladies adore him!). However....some men need to learn "Mani/Pedi Etiquette". Let's just take a looksie at some of those important lessons:

1. It is not necessary to say "You know...last time I came in, I had a fungus, but whatever you put in the water got rid of it." This only makes me want to go wash myself after I've gotten all pertied up on my toes.
2. It is not necessary to look at the man next to you (who is getting a pedi for the 1st time) and say, "Yeah...my feet looked like yours the 1st time I came in."---what are they now...Cinderella feet?
3. If you're going to make a big deal over how many times you (as a man) have gotten a pedi...make sure you have the number correct. This man changed his number at least 5 times in about 1 1/2 minutes! I have absolutely no clue how many I have had, but it's not an important thing to me....he on the other hand, with all his fungus and stuff....needs to keep track for some reason.

Those are the only rules of etiquette that I can think of at the moment. If anyone out there happens to have a lesson I need to put on the blog--please let me know. The women of the world will thank you---and the nail ladies will have fewer things to gossip about as they're doing our nails!